Honey

The Honey

RECORD


Name: $REDACTED
Alias: ['The Honey', 'HoneyGirl', and 7 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Intelligence Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Biological Age: Est. 26 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
           | B C
TIIN Rank: | C C
           | C C
Reviewer Rank: 1 stars
Organizations: 
  - The Corporation
Occupations:
  - Actress
Relationships:
  - The Human

ECO


The Corporation is using Honey to track the behavior of people online. They use this to create a digital “map” of a person’s brain, in order to pair them with a perfect match.

The Human has been paired with The Honey. This has almost completely mitigated all of his negative tendencies.

ECHO


Down through the family tree

You’re perfect, yes, it’s true

But without me you’re only you

Your menstruating heart

It ain’t bleedin' enough for two

— from Faith No More - “Midlife Crisis”