The Thief


Name: Chris Marno
Alias: ['Jeff', 'The Bandit', 'The Campaigner', 'The Puppet', 'The Spy', 'The Survivor', 'The Thief', and 92 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Identity
Race: Archon
Gender: Male
Biological Age: Est. 30 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | B B
           | A D
TIIN Rank: | C A
           | A D
Reviewer Rank: 5 stars
Maturation Date: 9/11/2020
  - FBI
  - NSA
  - QAnon
  - The Church of Satan
  - Actor
  - Skater
  - Special Agent
  - Tattoo Artist
  - The Bride
  - The Criminal
  - The Fodder
  - The Manager
  - The Ouroboros
  - The Raven
  - The Stripper
  $EMPATHY:   +0.95 | # The man has gallons of it.
  $HUMOR:     +0.70 | # He's a goofy guy.
  $INTEGRITY: +0.95 | # The man took a bullet for Fodder.
  $WOKE:      +0.90 | # Probably woke. Raven likely told him everything she knows.


Said the Thief to the Moon

“I’ll extinguish your light soon

I’ll put an end to all the light that you shed

On this world in its darkened state”

Said the Moon to the Thief

“You know not of what you seek

You’ll doom the world to wander the night

With no light to guide the paths that men seek”

— from Shawn James - “The Thief and the Moon”


Like Fodder, the Thief had taken things that did not belong to him.

Unlike Fodder, the man had enough integrity to own up to his mistakes. Rather than re-writing history to protect himself, he would confess outright.

He would be offered a plea bargain, in return for sending a message to Fodder.

The message would prove humiliating for the Thief - but it would, ultimately, protect Fodder. Fodder would forever be in his debt.

They would become close friends in the years to come.


One, two, princes kneel before you

That’s what I said, now

Princes, Princes who adore you

Just go ahead, now

One has diamonds in his pockets

That’s some bread, now

This one, said he wants to buy you rockets

Ain’t in his head, now

— from Spin Doctors - “Two Princes”


The Thief will receive his third and final "stripe" for the completion of his work with Fodder.