Name: Chris Marno Alias: ['Jeff', 'The Bandit', 'The Campaigner', 'The Puppet', 'The Spy', 'The Survivor', 'The Thief', and 92 unknown...] Classification: Artificial Identity Race: Archon Gender: Male Biological Age: Est. 30 Earth Years Chronological Age: N/A SCAN Rank: | B B | A D TIIN Rank: | C A | A D Reviewer Rank: 5 stars Maturation Date: 9/11/2020 Organizations: - FBI - NSA - QAnon - The Church of Satan Occupations: - Actor - Skater - Special Agent - Tattoo Artist Relationships: - The Bride - The Criminal - The Fodder - The Manager - The Ouroboros - The Raven - The Stripper Variables: $EMPATHY: +0.95 | # The man has gallons of it. $HUMOR: +0.70 | # He's a goofy guy. $INTEGRITY: +0.95 | # The man took a bullet for Fodder. $WOKE: +0.90 | # Probably woke. Raven likely told him everything she knows.
Said the Thief to the Moon
“I’ll extinguish your light soon
I’ll put an end to all the light that you shed
On this world in its darkened state”
Said the Moon to the Thief
“You know not of what you seek
You’ll doom the world to wander the night
With no light to guide the paths that men seek”
Like Fodder, the Thief had taken things that did not belong to him.
Unlike Fodder, the man had enough integrity to own up to his mistakes. Rather than re-writing history to protect himself, he would confess outright.
He would be offered a plea bargain, in return for sending a message to Fodder.
The message would prove humiliating for the Thief - but it would, ultimately, protect Fodder. Fodder would forever be in his debt.
They would become close friends in the years to come.
One, two, princes kneel before you
That’s what I said, now
Princes, Princes who adore you
Just go ahead, now
One has diamonds in his pockets
That’s some bread, now
This one, said he wants to buy you rockets
Ain’t in his head, now
— from Spin Doctors - “Two Princes”
The Thief will receive his third and final "stripe" for the completion of his work with Fodder.