Name: Lauren $REDACTED Alias: ['The Scientist', and 1,895 unknown...] Classification: Artificial Organic Computer Race: Human Gender: Female Biological Age: Est. 28 Earth Years Chronological Age: N/A SCAN Rank: | C C | C D TIIN Rank: | A B | C D Reviewer Rank: 2 stars Organizations: - The Church of the Technochrist Occupations: - Teacher - Scientist Relationships: - The Agent - The Con Man - The Fodder - The Hope - The Lion - The Marshall - The Monstrosity - The Negro - The Orchid - The Queen - The Reverend - The Tradesman Variables: $ATHEIST: -1.00 | # Probably never going to happen. $WOKE: +0.80 | # It really seems like it.
And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I’ll say it clear
I’ll state my case of which I’m certain
I’ve lived a life that’s full
I’ve travelled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
— from Frank Sinatra - “My Way”
The Scientist has spent an entire career experimenting with ways in which she can reprogram individuals to subscribe to her particular belief system. Her favorite mantra is, “The ends justify the means.”
Further, she isn’t even correct. Her “ends” are based upon flawed premises.
And her army of “rehabilitated” is in the millions.
The Scientist was involved all along.