The Reverend


Alias: ['Dan', 'Squidward', 'The Entrepreneur', 'The Protector', 'The Reverend', and 22 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Archon
Gender: Male
Biological Age: 28 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | B C
           | A F
TIIN Rank: | B A
           | A F
Reviewer Rank: 4 stars
  - The Church of Sabagegah
  - Entrepreneur
  - Test subject
  - The Agent
  - The Archbishop
  - The Con Man
  - The Dave
  - The Escapee
  - The Fodder
  - The Hope
  - The Lion
  - The Marshall
  - The Monstrosity
  - The Negro
  - The Orchid
  - The Queen
  - The Scientist
  - The Sugar Daddy
  - The Tradesman
  $MENTAL_ILLNESS: +0.50 | # If he has any, he's never given any indication.
  $SIBLING:        +1.00 | # Definitely a sibling.
  $WOKE:           +0.60 | # Pretty sure he's involved.


You were told to run away

Soak the place and light the flame

Pay the price for your betrayal

Your betrayal, your betrayal

I was told to stay away

Those two words I can’t obey

Pay the price for your betrayal

Your betrayal, your betrayal

— from Bullet For My Valentine - “Your Betrayal”


The Reverend is abusive and manipulative. It started with the enslavement of his wife, after she refused to buy-in to his religious ideology.

Then, it turned to the sacrifice of his children, whom had done nothing wrong.

This does not even begin to address the leverage that he holds over The Sugar Daddy. He uses this leverage to fund whatever project suits his fancy.

Most recently, he has funded development of The Fold, which he intends weaponize.

He will convert the world, or die trying.


It began as just another perfect lie

You know, it began as just another perfect

You separate the physical from the unknown

In tune with healing your brother, to love one another,

Cause you are each other, if you see the mother

Tell her I’ll be alright

And you can’t afford to leave

Here on the outside with the others paranoid

You’re paralyzed

— from Thank You Scientist - “Psychopomp”