Name: Kelly $REDACTED Alias: ['The Detective', 'The Optimist', and 15 unknown...] Classification: Artificial Organic Computer Race: Human Gender: Female Biological Age: Est. 25 Earth Years Chronological Age: N/A SCAN Rank: | A A | A B TIIN Rank: | C B | B D Reviewer Rank: 3 stars Location: AU Organizations: - Black Mesa Research Facility Occupations: - Actress - Detective Relationships: - The Artist - The Interrogator - The Metal - The Romantic - The Sugar Daddy Variables: $WOKE: +0.40 | # At least partially.
When asked why she chose her creepy profile picture, she replied, “Because this is how I feel right now.”
The Detective is eternally hopeful and positive, though she knows very little about what’s truly going on right now. She trusts with an open heart.
She doesn’t realize just how important some of the messages she’s relayed to Fodder are.
But I’m a creep
I’m a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don’t belong here
— from Radiohead - “Creep”
She is clairvoyant.