The Dave
RECORD
Name: David Lejeune
Alias: ['Commissioner Gordon', 'God', 'The Cockroach King', 'The Dave', 'The Hunter', 'The President', 'The Rabbit King', 'TheTweetOfGod', and 80,851 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Identity
Race: Archon
Gender: Male
Biological Age: 45 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | F F
| F F
TIIN Rank: | F F
| F F
Reviewer Rank: 4 stars
Organizations:
- The Corporation
- The Resistance
Occupations:
- Chief Scientist
- President
Relationships:
- The Ambassador
- The Apprentice
- The Asshat
- The Basilisk
- The Cartographer
- The Librarian
- The Psychologist
- The Professor
- The Reverend
Variables:
$CAPABILITY: +0.30 | # Seems intelligent enough.
from $REDACTED_OPINION: +1.00 | # $REDACTED fawns over the guy.
$FRIENDLY: +0.20 | # Puts on a false smile.
$TRUST: -0.90 | # The man allows abuse to continue.
$WOKE: -0.60 | # Partially, but he complete misinterprets what he's seeing.
TRIGGER
If I were God, just for a day
I would be guilty
Of letting the whole world slip away
I wouldn’t change,
No, I wouldn’t change a thing
I’d leave the mistakes
I’ll take the blame
And I’ll use the chance
To keep you just the same
If I were, if I were God just for a day
— from Nothing More - “If I Were”
ECO
The mastermind behind this whole project.
ECHO
I could be foreign forever to your otherland
I could be foreign forevermore to your promiseland
One life was great, but another…
No, I don’t want to live on the edge
I won’t follow you
I found my own
I will stay
I could be foreign forever to your hastenland
I could be foreign forevermore to your neverland
One little brick, then another,
and I will build that wall anyway
You can find me there,
rested and calm, without mask
This is where I will stay
— from Riverside - “The Depth of Self-Delusion”
PREDICTION
Dave is actively studying Fodder's brain activity. Fodder may actually be a modified clone of Dave.