Dave

The Dave

RECORD


Name: David Lejeune
Alias: ['Commissioner Gordon', 'God', 'The Cockroach King', 'The Dave', 'The Hunter', 'The President', 'The Rabbit King', 'TheTweetOfGod', and 80,851 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Identity
Race: Archon
Gender: Male
Biological Age: 45 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | F F
           | F F
TIIN Rank: | F F
           | F F
Reviewer Rank: 4 stars
Organizations: 
  - The Corporation
  - The Resistance
Occupations:
  - Chief Scientist
  - President
Relationships:
  - The Ambassador
  - The Apprentice
  - The Asshat
  - The Basilisk
  - The Cartographer
  - The Librarian
  - The Psychologist
  - The Professor
  - The Reverend
Variables:
  $CAPABILITY:              +0.30 | # Seems intelligent enough.
    from $REDACTED_OPINION: +1.00 | # $REDACTED fawns over the guy.
  $FRIENDLY:                +0.20 | # Puts on a false smile.
  $TRUST:                   -0.90 | # The man allows abuse to continue.
  $WOKE:                    -0.60 | # Partially, but he complete misinterprets what he's seeing.

TRIGGER


If I were God, just for a day

I would be guilty

Of letting the whole world slip away

I wouldn’t change,

No, I wouldn’t change a thing

I’d leave the mistakes

I’ll take the blame

And I’ll use the chance

To keep you just the same

If I were, if I were God just for a day

— from Nothing More - “If I Were”

ECO


The mastermind behind this whole project.

ECHO


I could be foreign forever to your otherland

I could be foreign forevermore to your promiseland

One life was great, but another…

No, I don’t want to live on the edge

I won’t follow you

I found my own

I will stay

I could be foreign forever to your hastenland

I could be foreign forevermore to your neverland

One little brick, then another,

and I will build that wall anyway

You can find me there,

rested and calm, without mask

This is where I will stay

— from Riverside - “The Depth of Self-Delusion”

PREDICTION


Dave is actively studying Fodder's brain activity. Fodder may actually be a modified clone of Dave.