The Carrot
RECORD
Name: Zach Sweers
Alias: ['The Carrot', and 78 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Biological Age: 26 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
| C C
TIIN Rank: | B A
| B C
Reviewer Rank: 2 stars
Occupations:
- Actor
- Software Development
Variables:
$WOKE: +0.20 | # Perhaps. It is not overly apparent.
ECO
The Carrot is a full-time software developer, working within several of the world’s most popular mobile apps.
He is a part-time 13 year-old girl, stinging men online.
ECHO
I’ve opened up my eyes
Seen the world for what it’s worth
Tears rain down from the sky
They’ll blow it all to bits
To prove whose god wields all the power
Fire rains down from the sky