The Carrot


Name: Zach Sweers
Alias: ['The Carrot', and 78 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Biological Age: 26 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
           | C C
TIIN Rank: | B A
           | B C
Reviewer Rank: 2 stars
  - Actor
  - Software Development
  $WOKE: +0.20 | # Perhaps. It is not overly apparent.


The Carrot is a full-time software developer, working within several of the world’s most popular mobile apps.

He is a part-time 13 year-old girl, stinging men online.


I’ve opened up my eyes

Seen the world for what it’s worth

Tears rain down from the sky

They’ll blow it all to bits

To prove whose god wields all the power

Fire rains down from the sky

— from Trivium - “Down From the Sky”