Do You Believe in Monsters?

Do You Believe in Monsters?

Jul 8, 1992


A hair-based, sapient alien life form, named “Kai.”


Hair Monster


One of Fodder’s earliest memories was that of a nightmare.

In this dream, Fodder was being chased around a department store by a giant, red “hair monster” - exactly like the one from Bugs Bunny. No matter where he ran, the monster would find him.

In his terror, Fodder would climb into a storm drain conveniently located on the floor near him. He would watch as the monster ran over the storm drain repeatedly - never looking down, to Fodder’s relief.

I’m not sure why this is important. I’m putting this here, simply, because a confidant recently triggered the memory.


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    - fear


I’m scared of women

And doctors

I still believe in monsters

— from Toehider - “Do You Believe in Monsters?"