Sugar Daddy

The Sugar Daddy


Name: Mark Hanson
Alias: ['Quiet', 'The Sugar Daddy', and 16 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Biological Age: 73
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | B B
           | B B
TIIN Rank: | C B
           | B B
Reviewer Rank: 4 stars
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The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck.


The Sugar Daddy is responsible for the funding of several dozen ASMRtists. This gives him leverage over those who depend on him.

He uses this leverage to send messages, via video, to specific people.

Thus far, his messages have been benevolent.


I threw a wish in the well

Don’t ask me I’ll never tell

I looked at you as it fell

And now you’re in my way

I’d trade my soul for a wish

Pennies and dimes for a kiss

I wasn’t looking for this

But now you’re in my way

— from Carly Rae Jepsen - “Call Me Maybe”