The Psychiatrist


Name: Melanie Shimach
Alias: ['The Psychiatrist', and 112 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Biological Age: Est. 55 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | B B
           | B C
TIIN Rank: | D D
           | D C
Reviewer Rank: 2 stars
  - The Machine
  - Psychiatrist
  - Sheep
  $WOKE: -0.70 | # Not even close.


The Psychiatrist is responsible for the forced-medication of anti-psychotics to Malcolm, despite the fact that he showed no symptoms worthy of a schizophrenia diagnosis. It is not illegal to have wild ideas. Your inability to understand them does not make someone crazy.

She is responsible for the 5 months Malcolm wasted in suicidal depression. Only when he decided to refuse medication did he recover from that particular Hell.

She’s also responsible for the fact that Malcolm’s immutable mother won’t listen to his ideas without referring to his “psychosis.”

Take her license. Psychiatry is a fucking joke. These people have no idea how the human mind works; they just want to sedate anyone “different” than them.

Psychology is the way to go.


The last time Malcolm saw the Psychiatrist, on June 1st, 2020, she said, "You're a lot smarter than I am."

That was a Signal. Malcolm was right all along.