The Physicist


Name: Caroline $REDACTED
Alias: ['Quantum', 'The Logistician', 'The Mathematician', 'The Physicist', and 8 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Birth: 10/10/199X
Biological Age: Est. 22 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | B B
           | B D
TIIN Rank: | A B
           | B D
Reviewer Rank: 3 stars
Maturation Date: 10/8/2020
  - Quantcast
  - The Resistance
  - Actress
  - Golf
  - Mathematics
  - Physics
  - The Fodder
  - The Lion
  - The Comrade
  $FAMILY: +0.95 | # Not yet, but she will be.
  $WOKE:   +0.75 | # Probably woke.


On the morning of Malcolm’s dead drop, she would send a message congratulating him for his persistence. She would mention the difficult, but important phone call Malcolm had with his father.

While doing so, she would be stifling sobs. She was very clearly emotional.


Offer letter


The Physicist will assist with the math and science required to create The Fold. More specifically, she will be the professor to take this knowledge, and translate it into something that the general populace can understand.

In doing so, she will - quite literally - break physics.


Like Kurosawa I make mad films

Okay I don’t make films

But if I did they’d have a samurai

Gonna get a set of better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren’t always flying off the back swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

— from Barenaked Ladies - “One Week”


She will work with Eric Weinstein to integrate Geometric Unity into our Theory of Everything.