The Onion Bro
RECORD
Name: $REDACTED
Alias: ['The Onion Bro', 'The Penguin', and 24 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Biological Age: 26 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
| C F
TIIN Rank: | C C
| C F
Reviewer Rank: 1 stars
Occupations:
- Actor
- Test subject
Variables:
$WOKE: -0.30 | # We don't think so.
TRIGGER
Our ejaculation fuels their automation
— from Skynut
ECO
The Onion Bro is childish, vulgar, and repulsive to many people.
That said, his work resonates with with a large portion of the population. He should not be overlooked.