The Laborer
RECORD
Name: $REDACTED
Alias: ['The Laborer', and 9,831 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Biological Age: Est. 46 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
| C C
TIIN Rank: | C C
| C C
Reviewer Rank: 4 stars
Location: Houston, TX
Organizations:
- A self-employed lawn-mowing company
Occupations:
- The Tradesman
- Unskilled laborer
Relationships:
- The Fodder
Variables:
$MENTAL_HEALTH: -0.80 | # Probably not well. Undocumented immigrant.
$PLEASANT: +0.90 | # A very nice guy.
$RELIABLE: +0.90 | # A very reliable worker. Even when Fodder is not a reliable employer.
ECO
This man has been mowing Fodder’s lawn for 3 years. Doesn’t speak much English.
Fodder respects his hard work. He wishes the man wasn’t forced into this career.
ECHO
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So meet me at the mission at midnight
We’ll divy up there
Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
So I got the pistol
So I get the Pesos
Yeah that seems fair
— from The Refreshments - “Banditos”
PREDICTION
He will be the first ASMBarber.