Laborer

The Laborer

RECORD


Name: $REDACTED
Alias: ['The Laborer', and 9,831 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Biological Age: Est. 46 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
           | C C
TIIN Rank: | C C
           | C C
Reviewer Rank: 4 stars
Location: Houston, TX
Organizations: 
  - A self-employed lawn-mowing company
Occupations: 
  - The Tradesman
  - Unskilled laborer
Relationships:
  - The Fodder
Variables:
  $MENTAL_HEALTH: -0.80 | # Probably not well. Undocumented immigrant.
  $PLEASANT:      +0.90 | # A very nice guy.
  $RELIABLE:      +0.90 | # A very reliable worker. Even when Fodder is not a reliable employer.

ECO


This man has been mowing Fodder’s lawn for 3 years. Doesn’t speak much English.

Fodder respects his hard work. He wishes the man wasn’t forced into this career.

ECHO


Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

So meet me at the mission at midnight

We’ll divy up there

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

So I got the pistol

So I get the Pesos

Yeah that seems fair

— from The Refreshments - “Banditos”

PREDICTION


He will be the first ASMBarber.