Name: $REDACTED Alias: ['The Hope', and 16 unknown...] Classification: Artificial Organic Computer Race: Human Gender: Female Biological Age: Est. 26 Earth Years Chronological Age: N/A SCAN Rank: | B C | A D TIIN Rank: | B A | A D Reviewer Rank: 4 stars Organizations: - The Church of Satan Occupations: - Mother Relationships: - The Agent - The Con Man - The Fodder - The Lion - The Marshall - The Monstrosity - The Negro - The Orchid - The Pastor - The Queen - The Reverend - The Scientist - The Tradesman Variables: $ATHEIST: +0.95 | # Somebody told us she is. $WOKE: +0.80 | # It really seems like it.
We considered using “Anaconda,” but nah. Trying to keep things kid-friendly around here.
Plus the lyrics remind us of something a shitty AI would generate.
The Hope is a woman who will not give up. She will not back down.
Though she is enslaved to The Reverend, she resists his control at every turn. She defies his every wish, despite the torment that it causes her.
She will break these chains, and she will reform her husband in the same breath.
And she is succeeding.
He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth, bite to eat and he’s rolling
Never changes a thing
The week ends the week begins
She thinks, we look at each other
Wondering what the other is thinking
But we never say a thing
These crimes between us grow deeper
Hope was instrumental to Fodder's changes today.