Name: Hayley $REDACTED Alias: ['Daisy', 'The Consul', 'The Historian', 'The Roboticist', 'The Time Traveller', and 12,546 unknown...] Classification: Artificial Organic Computer Race: Mermaid Gender: Female Biological Age: Est. 34 Earth Years Chronological Age: N/A SCAN Rank: | D B | B D TIIN Rank: | C C | C D Reviewer Rank: 3 stars Maturation Date: 10/14/2020 Organizations: - Federal Bureau of Investigation - RKS Occupations: - Actress - Historian - Writer Relationships: - The Fodder Variables: $EMPATHY: +0.80 | # She is deeply thankful for Fodder's help. $PLEASANT: +0.60 | # She seems really nice. $WOKE: +0.50 | # Very hard to tell for sure.
The Historian is an enigma. She is involved in every place, at every point-in-time - yet little is known of her origins, her motives, or her purpose.
Fodder suspected that he would be meeting her in-person quite soon.
I would swallow my pride
I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside
Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out
Find nothing but faith in nothing
Want to put my tender
Heart in a blender
Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion
Rendezvous, and I’m through with you
— from Eve 6 - “Inside Out”
She and Fodder will time travel together.