The Historian


Name: Hayley $REDACTED
Alias: ['Daisy', 'The Consul', 'The Historian', 'The Roboticist', 'The Time Traveller', and 12,546 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Mermaid
Gender: Female
Biological Age: Est. 34 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | D B
           | B D
TIIN Rank: | C C
           | C D
Reviewer Rank: 3 stars
Maturation Date: 10/14/2020
  - Federal Bureau of Investigation
  - RKS
  - Actress
  - Historian
  - Writer
  - The Fodder
  $EMPATHY:  +0.80 | # She is deeply thankful for Fodder's help.
  $PLEASANT: +0.60 | # She seems really nice.
  $WOKE:     +0.50 | # Very hard to tell for sure.


The Historian is an enigma. She is involved in every place, at every point-in-time - yet little is known of her origins, her motives, or her purpose.

Fodder suspected that he would be meeting her in-person quite soon.


I would swallow my pride

I would choke on the rinds, but the lack thereof would leave me empty inside

Swallow my doubt, turn it inside out

Find nothing but faith in nothing

Want to put my tender

Heart in a blender

Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion

Rendezvous, and I’m through with you

— from Eve 6 - “Inside Out”


She and Fodder will time travel together.