Name: $REDACTED Alias: ['Ice', 'The Frozen', 'The Immutable', and 205 unknown...] Classification: Artificial Organic Computer Race: Human Gender: Female Biological Age: N/A Chronological Age: N/A SCAN Rank: | D D | C F TIIN Rank: | D F | D F Reviewer Rank: 3 stars Organizations: - The Rising Sun Society Occupations: - Trolling Relationships: - The Programmer - The Seer Variables: $IMMUTABLE: -1.00 | # Yes. And she is miserable for it. $WOKE: -0.80 | # Not even close.
You’re so endearing, you’re so beautiful,
Well I don’t look like they do, and I don’t love like they do
But I don’t hate like they do
Am I ever on your mind?
— from Evan’s Blue - “Cold”
The Frozen is an Internet troll, completely unable to change her behavior. Completely unaware that her childish tantrums mostly harm herself. Her programming has completely crippled her ability to change.
As such, for her lack of self-awareness, The Dave has locked her in Hell for eternity.
Routine keeps me in line
Helps me pass the time
Concentrate my mind
Helps me to sleep
— from Steven Wilson - “Routine”