The Bore
RECORD
Name: Molly $REDACTED
Alias: ['GW', 'The Bore', and 621 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Biological Age: 26 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
| C D
TIIN Rank: | C C
| C D
Reviewer Rank: 1 stars
Occupations:
- Actress
Variables:
$WOKE: -0.30 | # Probably not.
$INTELLECTUAL: -0.70 | # No.
TRIGGER
Pop music 101
Some simple instructions, for a good first impression
Now lets start with verse one
A minor chord, tensions grow
Fade in the bass like so
Now with momentum go
Stop
And bring the beat back
— from Marianas Trench - “Pop 101”
ECO
The Bore is the kind of woman that brings Fodder to tears. She talks about her trip to the grocery store. And the long line. She talks about taking her dog to daycare. For 10 minutes. She talks about her friend, Christine. Gossip.
The monotony of her interests gives Fodder anxiety. He finds her so completely uninteresting, he’d rather gouge-out his ears than listen to what she has to say.
ECHO
We are dirt
We are alone
You know we’re far from sober?
We are fake
We are afraid
You know it’s far from over
We are dirt
We are alone
You know we’re far from sober?
Look closer
Are you like me?
Are you ugly?
— from The Exies - “Ugly”