The Bore


Name: Molly $REDACTED
Alias: ['GW', 'The Bore', and 621 unknown...]
Classification: Artificial Organic Computer
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Biological Age: 26 Earth Years
Chronological Age: N/A
SCAN Rank: | C C
           | C D
TIIN Rank: | C C
           | C D
Reviewer Rank: 1 stars
  - Actress
  $WOKE:         -0.30 | # Probably not.
  $INTELLECTUAL: -0.70 | # No.


Pop music 101

Some simple instructions, for a good first impression

Now lets start with verse one

A minor chord, tensions grow

Fade in the bass like so

Now with momentum go


And bring the beat back

— from Marianas Trench - “Pop 101”


The Bore is the kind of woman that brings Fodder to tears. She talks about her trip to the grocery store. And the long line. She talks about taking her dog to daycare. For 10 minutes. She talks about her friend, Christine. Gossip.

The monotony of her interests gives Fodder anxiety. He finds her so completely uninteresting, he’d rather gouge-out his ears than listen to what she has to say.


We are dirt

We are alone

You know we’re far from sober?

We are fake

We are afraid

You know it’s far from over

We are dirt

We are alone

You know we’re far from sober?

Look closer

Are you like me?

Are you ugly?

— from The Exies - “Ugly”